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"We saved the crystal coconuts!" -The last words of the last cutscene.

The Worst Game in Video Game History
Dank memes
"free pc download!"

Developer

LJN

Director

UNKNOWN

Release date

June 9th,2069

Consoles

Nintendo NX, Windows 95, Windows 10, Windows Vista, Mac OS X, Xbox One, Xbox 360, Xbox, Wii U, Wii, 3DS, Atari 2600, Ouya

The Crystal Bross is a 2069 video game made by LJN  based on the hit TV series Donkey Kong Country.

It stars the 4 main characters,Aarnet,Felipamethyst,Koopatroopapearl,and BL46Steven,who all get trapped in a super secret dungeon made by God.

The game was met with the most negative reception from critics in video game history,with it scoring a 0% by IGN for "not having the same gamplay as their favorite game," and a 0.01% by the Westboro Baptist Church because of the director of the game "being a gay fag." This game was so poorly recieved that video games stopped being produced after the release of this game.

Plot

There is no plot.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gameplay

The gameplay is almost exactly the same as Sonic Dash,E.T. for the Atari 2600 and Grand Theft Auto V,which explains its very poor reception.

Legacy

Even though The Crystal Bross is known as the worst video game in history,it has a legacy as well. Stephen Hawkings's last words before he died were the last few words in the game's last cutscene,which could be read above.

The game was also rereleased in 2071 with Jaybross DLC as well as Knuckles and Dante as playable characters.More information can be read down below.

The Crystal Bross:Jaybross DLC Edition & Knuckles

The Worst Game in Video Game History (Re-release)
Untitled drawing
"ADD ME!"

Developer

LJN

Director

UNKNOWN

Release date

July 1st,2071

Consoles

Nintendo NX, Windows 95, Windows 10, Windows Vista, Mac OS X, Xbox One, Xbox 360, Xbox, Wii U, Wii, 3DS, Atari 2600, Ouya Windows 98 Windows 2001

 The Crystal Bross was eventually re-released two years after its release with Jaybross DLC added. Knuckles the Echidna and Dante have also been added as playable characters. If the Jaybross DLC is bought,Jaybross will be added as a playable character and his main weapon is a sword with "ADD ME!" written on it.

References

1.http://www.themarysue.com/interview-hellen-jo-steven-universe/

2.http://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-us-cuba-will-resume-diplomatic-relations-open-embassies/

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