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The following is a transcript of The Koopatroopaman Movie.
(Warner Bros. Pictures (2014) logo)
(KoopaWorks Films Logo)
(Quarter Productions Logo)
(Fades to Shell Showings Theatres)
(Shows a blue sky background with white clouds)
Text: WARNER BROS. PICTURES presents
Text: a KOOPAWORKS and QUARTER PRODUCTIONS production
Text: in association with FELIPEBROSS STUDIOS
Text: A movie, based on the TV series, THE KOOPATROOPAMAN SHOW
(Shows logo of The Koopatroopaman Show)
(The "show" text transforms into a "movie" text)
Text: Created by NADJIB M.
*The gang sit on cinema seats*
*The film begins*
Partybross: *looking at the opening credits* Created by “ Nadjib M. ”, huh..wonder who he is.
Koopa Blob: Ah, nothing, he’s only like - the coolest person ever.
Partybross: …Okay..
Fries: Be quiet, the films starting.
Narrator: Okay, that was only a dream. Time for film proper.
*scene cuts to a cave*
Partybross: *yawn* Weird dreams, weird dreams.
Koopa Blob: *wakes up* Why is everything gre-
Partybross: A cave?
Koopa Blob: Is this like - a dream within a dream? I don’t like it.
Partybross: Pinch me, I heard physical violence wakes people up.
Koopa Blob: No, don't do that! I'm serious, this is all too weird.
Partybross: Well, at least we're together.
Koopa Blob: I have no idea how we got here, but if it's not a dream, we should find a way out.
Partybross: *Heard a faint voice, followed it and sees Bomby trapped in some web* Oh, look! It's Bomby! I bet he knows a way out.
Bomby: Help me!
Koopa Blob: *Quickly untangles Bomby and sets him free*
Bomby: Thank you!
Partybross: Hey, do you know how we can get out of here?
Bomby: Uhhh…ummm…no? But there’s an exit. It’s blocked by a boulder though.
Partybross: *Takes out a matchstick from his backpack, conveniently there* Bomby, you MIGHT not like what’s gonna happen next.
Bomby: What is it?!
Partybross: Oh, nothing. Maybe just lighting your fuse and throwing you at the boulder.
Bomby: Oh no!
Partybross: Alright, here goes nothing! *Light fuse*
Bomby: Omigosh! You lit my fuse!
Koopa Blob: *Grabs Bomby and throws him at the boulder*
Partybross: Quick, let's back up! *Partybross and Koopa Blob run backwards*
*BANG!*
Koopa Blob: That boulder…gone! Would ya look at that!
Partybross: Now let’s get out!
Koopa Blob: Oh. Yeah!
*Koopa Blob and Partybross run out*
Koopa Blob: Hey, do you have your phone with you? I mean, we could just call for help or something, right?
Partybross: Sure do! *Pulls out phone* Actually, I could use the map app to find our way out. That's a much better idea than calling.
Koopa Blob: Good idea! Let's see where we are...*Looks at phone* WHAT?! LEBANON?!
Partybross: GOOD GOD. THE UNITED KINGDOM NOW FEELS SO FAR AWAY.
Koopa Blob: Well, the only way to go is forward, then. Let's keep on walking and see where this leads us.
Partybross: Right. *Wipes sweat off forehead* Let's move!
Narrator: 1 hour and 34 minutes of walking later…
Partybross: Hey, it looks like we're in Beirut.
Koopa Blob: Beirut, huh? Well, that's one heck of a place. Let's find a phone or something, call home, and tell them what happened.
Partybross: *Looks around* Yeah, good idea. But first, let's see if we can find a car or something to steal. That way, we can get back to the U.K. faster.
Koopa Blob: *Shrugs* Sure, why not? I mean, we're not above a little petty crime, are we?
Narrator: 13 more minutes of walking later…
Partybross: *Spots a helicopter parked nearby* Hey, Koopa Blob! Check it out!
Koopa Blob: *Nods in agreement* That's a nice ride! Let's see if we can hotwire it or something.
Rich Person: *comes out of mansion* يا! أنا أملك ذلك!
Partybross: *looks around nervously* Oh, uh, sorry mister, we’re just borrowing it. *whispers to Koopa Blob* NOW! *jumps in helicopter*
Koopa Blob: *runs to the helicopter and gets in* Let's go!
Rich Person: *runs after them* اخرج من مروحيتي!
Partybross: *presses buttons and levers* I don't know how to fly this thing!
Koopa Blob: *panics* Just do something! Anything!
Partybross: *Frantically presses buttons and levers* Okay, I think I got it! *Engines roar to life* Hang on!
Rich Person: *runs to a nearby building and contacts the police*
Koopa Blob: *looks out the window, nervously watching the police cars and helicopters giving chase* We're flying, but they're still gaining on us! Can you go any faster?
Partybross: *Concentrates on flying the helicopter, trying to lose the police* I'm doing the best I can! Hang in there!
Police: أوقف المروحية على الفور..
Koopa Blob: *looks out the window* Good god, now THEY'RE in a helicopter!
Narrator: One rather intense police chase scene later..
Partybross: *Pants heavily, still concentrating on flying* Man... that was close...
Koopa Blob: *Nods, trying to catch his breath* Yeah, it was...can’t wait to be back home.
Partybross: *Looks out the window, still a bit shaken* We lost them...think we can find our way back now?
Koopa Blob: *Hesitates* Well...
Partybross: *glares at Koopa Blob*
Koopa Blob: Fine, fine.
Narrator: A few hours later…
Partybross: *finally lands the helicopter on their backyard* Well, here we are. Back home.
Koopa Blob: *looks around, relieved* Yeah, we made it.
Partybross: Well, let's get inside my place. We should probably also talk to the others about our...adventure.
Koopa Blob: Yeah. But first, we should probably revive Bomby.
Partybross: Right. *walks over to the recovery center and revives Bomby* There we go. *Bomby groans and sits up*
Bomby: *Looks around* Ah. Back home.
Koopa Blob: Yeah. We had a bit of an...adventure. *gestures to the helicopter* You want to hear about it?
Bomby: *Rubs his eyes* Well, you blew me up. I think that sums it up.
Partybross: *Laughs nervously* Yeah, about that...um...do you think you could help us explain to the others what happened?
Bomby: *Sighs* Fine. Lead the way. [Meanwhile, at Redtroopaman’s evil lair…]
Redtroopaman: *dancing in a pink ballerina skirt* La La La La La La La!
Evilbross: *walks in* Huh?! What is this?
Redtroopaman: My NEWEST invention! It’s worked!
Evilbross: ..And what might that be?
Redtroopaman: None other than my StormPortal3000!
Evilbross: Oh? And what does it do?
Redtroopaman: Well, it's designed to start a storm, of course, AND it can teleport people of my choosing to any location of choice by the end of that.
Evilbross: Hmm... Interesting. You should test it soon.
Redtroopaman: I already have.
Evilbross: And who did you test it on?
Redtroopaman: Three of Koopatroopaman's dumb friends! I teleported them to a cave in Lebanon!
Evilbross: Ha! That's hilarious! But I was thinking we should test it on someone else first, just to make sure it's safe. Like maybe one of those lab monkeys? *points at a brutally deformed monkey*
Deformed Monkey: Ooh ooh a a.
Redtroopaman: Eurgh..gross.
Evilbross: Hey, it's just a thought.
Redtroopaman: I don’t think anyone can handle this being, anywhere! *blasts a laser at the deformed monkey, killing it*
Evilbross: Well, I guess that takes care of that.
Redtroopaman: Anyway, I want to go straight onto Koopatroopaman! I can’t wait any longer! And his brothers, of course.
Evilbross: Well, I'm curious. Where exactly are you planning on sending them?
Redtroopaman: I'm thinking about a tropical island. They’ll never want to leave after setting their eyes upon THAT.
Evilbross: There are many tropical islands. I'm sure you can find one that suits your needs. But before you proceed, I have one condition.
Redtroopaman: What could it be?
Evilbross: I want to be your second in command.
Redtroopaman: *strokes chin* Hmm... I could use someone experienced and ruthless like you. Very well, Evilbross. You're in. *offers hand*
Evilbross: *takes it* Now, let's get to work.
Redtroopaman: *grabs a book of countries and starts flipping through it* Hmm...where should I send them? *looks at Evilbross* What's your favorite tropical island?
Evilbross: I've heard Fiji looks nice. Perhaps we could send them there.
Redtroopaman: *flicks the page onto Fiji and determines that it really does look nice* Perfect. I'll send them to Fiji, then.
Evilbross: *nods in agreement*
Redtroopaman: Wait!
Evilbross: *turns to look at Redtroopaman, eyebrow raised* Hm?
Redtroopaman: Let’s put Koopatroopaman’s girlfriend in the mix, too.
Evilbross: Very well. I'm sure she'll appreciate the company. Now, how do we go about retrieving them once they're there?
Redtroopaman: Well, we don't. We leave them there, and they'll never be able to leave. Then, with no true defender of KoopaVille, it’ll be ours! BWOO HARR HARR!
Evilbross: *chuckles darkly* Indeed. Very well, then. Let’s begin.
Redtroopaman: *turns on StormPortal3000 and types in names* 3…..2….1…..*StormPortal3000 starts a storm* BANG!
Evilbross: This is the most anticlimactic thing ever, but our mission has finally been accomplished!
Redtroopaman: Bwoo Harr Harr! It's done.
More coming soon!